Current mood:	irritated
Current music:	Esthero - Nearly Civilized

I am going to start a chain letter that is going to go something like this:

USE PROTECTION!

Spreading the message of safe emailing

I would like to inform the masses that chain letters that appear to produce easy gain with only the minimal effort of passing it on are undoubtably a hoax. For some reason, many people, even with an I.Q. above 85, have not seemed to figure this out yet. So unless you're sending these out, actually, to load trojan software onto the computers of friends and/or acquaintances, fools opening email, to turn marked computers into zombies for your genius cyber-master to control (think brides of Dracula), there will be no gain in it for you. Sorry. Oh, and be wary of the ones that try to use scare tactics, that impending doom will soon follow if you ignore them, to manipulate you into passing it along.

If you do happen to become the victim of a chain letter and just CAN'T resist passing it onto a friend or loved one due to the appeal of the material, show your affection for the recipient by learning just how easy the copy and paste functions are. I know, I know, it's time consuming, ruins the mood, but if you aren't going to abstain then show your loved one['s computer] that you truly care about their health.

Thank you.